Dan the man called Stan with the plan. He likes leaning on benches and eating cupcakes. Hailing from Philadelphia, PA, Dan knows everything about everything. We’re serious! If you find him and ask him a question, he’ll give you the perfect response. Facts do not apply to this guy. You see, a response from Dan is always right. No. Matter. What. So if ever you ask Dan something and he says no and you complain “whyyy?” and he says “because I said so…” that’s it. Conversation’s over, you lose. You win nothing. Good day sir.